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Jan
11

Humor Suroboyoan

Ada yg merasa minta nih? Ini aku kasih.. semoga senang.. Yang lain -> semoga ngerti yaa.
Happy reading! ! (this is one of my favourite)

Sayembara Juragan Tambak

Onok juragan tambak jenenge Sablah ngadakno sayembara. “Sopo ae sing wani njegur nang tambakku, bakal oleh hadiah Sepeda Montor.” jare Sablah.

Akeh wong sing ngumpul ndhelok sayembarane, tapi gak onok sing wani njegur nang tambak. Masalae tambake isine dhudhuk iwak tapi boyo, nyambik, bajul lan sak panunggalane.

Mergo gak onok sing wani njegur, hadiae digenti dhadhi montor kijang anyar. Tapi tetep ae gak onok sing wani njegur mergo merinding ndhelok boyone guedhe-guedhe mangap kabeh.

Akhire ambek Sablah hadiae ditambah maneh, montor kijang anyar ambek omah sak isine. Tapi tetep ae gak onok sing wani njegur. Mari sepi meneng kuabeh, moro-moro Muntiyadi njegur nang tambak.

Penontone keplok-keplok kabeh ndhelok Muntiyadi gelut ambek boyo. Kiro-kiro wis sak jam, akhire Muntiyadi tampil sebagai pemenang. Cumak yo ngono, awake dhedhel kuabeh.

Wis mari ambekan, Sablah marani arep nyerahno hadiae, tapi Muntiyadi nolak.
“Yo wis tak tambahi dhuwik limangatus juta” jare Sablah, tapi Muntiyadi tetep nolak.
“Tak tambahi mas-masan sak kilo” jare Sablah maneh, Muntiyadi tetep gak gelem.
“Wis ngene ae, awakmu njaluk opo ae, tak turuti” jare Sablah gak gelem kalah.
“Aku njaluk arek sing njungkrakno aku mau digowo rene” jare Muntiyadi.

Jan
10

Easy - Faith No More

I know it sounds funny but I just can’t stand the pain
Girl I’m leaving you tomorrow
Seems to me girl you know I’ve done all I can
You see I begged, stole, and I borrowed. Yeah…Ooo

That’s why I’m easy. Aah, aah, aah, aah
I’m easy like Sunday morning. Aah, aah, aah, aah
That’s why I’m easy. Aah, aah, aah, aah
Easy like Sunday morning

Why in the world would anybody put chains on me?
I paid my dues to make it
Everybody wants me to be what they want me to be
I’m not happy when I’m trying to fake it

That’s why I’m easy. Aah, aah, aah, aah
I’m easy like Sunday morning. Aah, aah, aah, aah
That’s why I’m easy. Aah, aah, aah, aah
Easy like Sunday morning

I wanna be high. So high
I wanna be free to know the things I do are right
I wanna be free. Just me
Ohhhh babe… oohh!

That’s why I’m easy. Aah, aah, aah, aah
I’m easy like Sunday morning. Aah, aah, aah, aah
That’s why I’m easy. Aah, aah, aah, aah
Easy like Sunday morning

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